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<n|Dusty> I SCUK YO DICK <n|Dusty> I SCUK YO DICK <n|Dusty> I SCUK YO DICK <n|Dusty> I SCUK YO DICK <n|Dusty> rofl <n|bud> this is going on the forum <n|DM> haha yeah <[K]Mnementh> don't you dare  you guys gotta get on here. |
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2006, 05:20:44 am » |
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<ScrotcH> WHO PLAYS JBPOW IN THE JBPOW CHANNEL
<[K]Mnementh> lol
<ScrotcH> GTFO
<n|DM> pipe down
<n|bud> I mean horrid bastards
<n|bud> yeah
<n|bud> IKNOW
<n|Dusty> FUCKING
<n|bud> WHO "INDEED
<ScrotcH> this channel is for micheal savage talk and politics
<n|bud> KF
<n|Dusty> MICHAEAL SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<n|DM> don't mention that name
<n|bud> OMG you too
<n|DM> dusty is going to go berzerk
<n|Dusty> MICHAEAL SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<n|DM> see?
<n|Dusty> MICHAEAL SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<n|Dusty> I STAND AGAINST THE BIASED LIBERAL MEDIA
<n|Dusty> WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE
<n|Dusty> FORM OF: MICHAEL SAVAGE
<n|rue> FORM OF
<ScrotcH> likes dangling some fried chicken infront of a tv with wrestling on it for those fucking red necks
<n|rue> hahaha
* You are now known as MICHAELLSAVAGEEEE
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2006, 05:22:18 am » |
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[23:01] <n|DM> having a sister would be so great
[23:01] <n|DM> her hot friends would always be sleeping over
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[23:02] <n|DM> and I could diddle them in their sleeping bags
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[23:02] <n|Dusty> Yeah
[23:02] <n|DM> SPEAKING OF SLEEPING BAG DIDDLING
[23:02] <ScrotcH> WTF
[23:02] <n|Dusty> ITS SHANNON
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2006, 05:55:52 am » |
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hahah, I didn't remember saying that. And I was sober!
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2006, 06:18:37 am » |
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<n|Dusty> Im fat? <n|Dusty> And I had to wash my laundry in the creek. <n|Dusty> Because we are poor white trash <Mnementh> no, you're not fat, dusty <Mnementh> you're just well proportioned  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2006, 06:29:30 am » |
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<n|SHOX> hey its from the heart.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2006, 07:41:09 am » |
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Here are my top excerpts from the past few months. The really funny ones I copy.
GGL|q4-xterm what they didn't tell you was the gay sex they had in the tent
ScrotcH OMG XTERM THAT WAS AWESOME
n|rue you heard it here
n|DM hahah
n|rue gay
n|rue sex
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n|Ruck you jsut have to hold an insult up, and chew will run into it
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Zera xterm, we think you should stop wearing the Snickers, It's not fooling anyone
n|rue oh!
GGL|q4-xterm no idea what you're talking about
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Zera- xterm, you are really filling out into your new chew duties
GGL|q4-xterm stop calling me chew
xK|chew fuck u all
GGL|q4-xterm heh
xK|chew i will always be the pwn chew
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2006, 07:46:19 am » |
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That last one is fucking priceless!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2006, 04:11:15 pm » |
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DM you got some strange ideas about having a sister. You forget that most women make friends with other women who are uglier than themselves so that when they are with them they make them look good...  Holds true for my sister IMO. |
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2006, 05:46:43 pm » |
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EVERYTIME I GO TO THE CHANNEL, I BECOME BORED TO TEARS
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2006, 09:43:00 pm » |
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but saq, your sister is hot!
bummer for you
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ZephyrX: you have to see it, it's about gay cowboys, like you and DM
ZephyrX: IT'S YOUR LIFE STORIES
Joel: JUST BECAUSE WE FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS WHILE WEARING COWBOY HATS DOES NOT MAKE US GAY COWBOYS
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2006, 09:54:44 pm » |
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but saq, your sister is hot!
bummer for you
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2006, 11:00:37 pm » |
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Pics must be provided. Let's go
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2006, 12:09:46 pm » |
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2006, 09:30:54 pm » |
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Saq's sister is on the left IIRC  And one of Saq just for the hell of it!  |
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ZephyrX: you have to see it, it's about gay cowboys, like you and DM
ZephyrX: IT'S YOUR LIFE STORIES
Joel: JUST BECAUSE WE FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS WHILE WEARING COWBOY HATS DOES NOT MAKE US GAY COWBOYS
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2006, 09:50:16 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2006, 01:03:08 am » |
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I'd totally hit it. two time
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<^Ob-Spectre-> we have the highest percent of clamidia * brandt has joined #jbpow * ChanServ sets mode: +v brandt <KungFoo> they keel you down there <mJo> having women probs there Spec? <^Ob-Spectre-> nah * mJo sets mode: +o brandt <^Ob-Spectre-> im happy with my gf <mJo> but you just called her a whore <^Ob-Spectre-> i dont include her <mJo> im telling <^Ob-Spectre-> in my generalizations * ChanServ sets mode: +l 33 <mJo> see KF hes not gay <KungFoo> says you <mJo> hes a gf tho <^Ob-Spectre-> <KungFoo> bi curious then <mJo> perhaps <mJo> explain Spec <^Ob-Spectre-> let me rephrase then <n|Ruck> LOL <^Ob-Spectre-> most women @ college are whores <KungFoo> cool <^Ob-Spectre-> you can get easy pussy <n|Ruck> <3 colleges\ <^Ob-Spectre-> and get clamidia and later on... <KungFoo> think google video will find any hits for "amputee sex" * MjrMayhem is now known as Mayhem-WFA <^Ob-Spectre-> WTF! <n|Ruck> i seen midget sex <KungFoo> biggest search engine in the world <mJo> omg lol |
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2006, 02:12:45 am » |
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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2006, 02:22:50 am » |
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I reiterate, I know a guy that has a fetish for amputee midget pr0n. Not one or the other, both.
He says "preferably just the torso."
We're not really friends anymore.
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This whole thing happened in about 10 minutes, I was laughing so hard I got a side ache. Bet you all didn't know you were missing out on the Q4 POW Beta!!!!!!!!!!! This began with Xterm loading “Wheel of Fortune for IRC” -xK|xterm- !spin B - Will spin the wheel and guess B, in this case. !vowel A - Will buy a vowel, in this case A. !solve Tracer Script Rules - Will solve the phrase, in this case, Tracer Script Rules. !guessed - Will tell you the guessed letters.
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KungFoo !spint
n|Dusty SPACE
KungFoo !spin t
n|Dusty try uppercase
KungFoo !spin T
xK|xterm KungFoo, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 10 T(s).
xK|xterm KungFoo, (5000) (t** ***t *t*t****t ** t***. t** ******** *t*t****t ** *****)
Zera holy crap
n|Dusty lol
KungFoo owned
GGL|q4-xterm haha
KungFoo !spin H
xK|xterm KungFoo, you received: Lose a Turn, too bad.
xK|xterm Zera (0) (t** ***t *t*t****t ** t***. t** ******** *t*t****t ** *****)
KungFoo fuckm you
n|Dusty LOSE
n|Dusty A
GGL|q4-xterm owned
n|Dusty TURN
Zera !spin H
xK|xterm Zera, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 2 H(s).
xK|xterm Zera, (1000) (th* ***t *t*t****t ** t***. th* ******** *t*t****t ** *****)
Zera !spin R
xK|xterm Zera, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 2 R(s).
xK|xterm Zera, (2800) (th* ***t *t*t****t ** tr**. th* *r****** *t*t****t ** *****)
(game continues)
n|Dusty this is the new JBPOW!
Zera LOL
n|Dusty !spin e
xK|xterm Sorry, n|Dusty e is a vowel, try again. (Use !vowel for vowels)
Zera ROFL
n|Dusty !vowel e
xK|xterm Sorry n|Dusty, You do not have enough to buy a vowel, Try Again.
Kovalev27 !spin a
GGL|q4-xterm jackass
KungFoo moron
n|Dusty wtf
n|Dusty !spin a
xK|xterm Sorry, n|Dusty a is a vowel, try again. (Use !vowel for vowels)
n|Dusty WTF
n|Dusty DIE
n|Dusty GRAMMAR
Zera IS THIS THE POW4 BETA?!?!??!!!!!!!!111111111
Kovalev27 !spin t
Zera AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE???
n|Dusty !spin L
xK|xterm n|Dusty, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 1 L(s).
xK|xterm n|Dusty, (500) (*** *** ********** **l* ** *** ******** **** ******* ** ********** *****)
n|Dusty WHOA NOW
n|Dusty !spin N
xK|xterm n|Dusty, you received: Lose a Turn, too bad.
xK|xterm KungFoo (0) (*** *** ********** **l* ** *** ******** **** ******* ** ********** *****)
KungFoo for for z
n|Dusty OHHHH
Kovalev27 why isn't it listening to me?
KungFoo go for z
n|Dusty its not your turn
Kovalev27 oh the hax
n|Dusty fag
n|Dusty it prompts you
KungFoo my turn!
Zera i'm not in this round
KungFoo !spin T
xK|xterm KungFoo, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 6 T(s).
xK|xterm KungFoo, (3000) (*** *** ******tt** **l* ** *** *t*t**** **** ******* ** *******t** t****)
n|Dusty ZERA, LETS GHOST
xK|xterm KungFoo, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 1 M(s).
xK|xterm KungFoo, (3800) (*** *** ******tt** **l* ** *** *t*t**** **** *m***** ** *******t** t****)
n|Dusty YOU PM ME THE ANSWERS
Zera OK
KungFoo wtf is a 00
Zera ROFL
n|Dusty MY RAGE IS UNMATCHED
GGL|q4-xterm guess it's fucked up
KungFoo !spin N
xK|xterm KungFoo, You got: on your spin. I found: 4 N(s).
xK|xterm KungFoo, (4 * + 3800) (*** *** ******tt** **l* *n *** *t*t**n* ***n *m***n* ** *******t** t****)
n|Dusty STAS
n|Dusty YOU NEED TO RECODE THAT
n|Dusty 00 IS NOT A LETTER
KungFoo !vowel E
xK|xterm KungFoo, I counted 7 E (s), all for $250
xK|xterm KungFoo, (4 * + 3800 - 250) (*** **e *****ette* **l* *n *** *t*t**n* **en *m***n* ** *******te* t*e*e)
Zera OMG ROFL
KungFoo !spin S
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n|Dusty 00? FIX THAT CODE
GGL|q4-xterm I didn't code it
Zera XTERM IS USING HAXXXXX
n|Dusty stas did
n|Dusty this is POW4 BETA
Zera POINT HAXXX
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n|Dusty THIS IS THE BRILLANCE THAT IS
n|Dusty THE Q4 ENGINE
Kovalev27 i would never code this shit
Zera ROFL
KungFoo !vowel U
xK|xterm Sorry KungFoo, You do not have enough to buy a vowel, Try Again.
n|Dusty ANARCHY DID IT
n|Dusty ^
Zera LOL
KungFoo what!?!
n|Dusty OHH, YOU ARE A BROKE NIGGER
n|Dusty LOOK AT THAT
Kovalev27 when do i go?
Zera FUCKIN A Anarchy
n|Dusty YOU HONKEY
n|Dusty when he looses his turn
KungFoo !spin Z
n|Dusty then its your turn
(game continues)
Kovalev27 !spin d
xK|xterm Kovalev27, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 2 d(s).
xK|xterm Kovalev27, (3100) (w** *re cig*rettes sold in g*s st*tions w*en smoking is *ro*i*ited t*ere)
Kovalev27 !spin a
xK|xterm Sorry, Kovalev27 a is a vowel, try again. (Use !vowel for vowels)
Kovalev27 can't use em?
n|Dusty wtb a voewl
n|Dusty !vowel a
KungFoo fix the game!
Zera MAN< DM is MISSING OUT WITH THIS POW BETA
GGL|q4-xterm have to buy a vowel
Kovalev27 !vowel a
n|Dusty Pr
n|Dusty o
n|Dusty HIBTED
n|Dusty there
GGL|q4-xterm eas
n|Dusty WHY
GGL|q4-xterm easy
GGL|q4-xterm solve it commie
n|Dusty MAKE A TYPO
n|Dusty SO I CAN WIN AGAIN
GGL|q4-xterm heh
n|Dusty ITS LIKE, FALLING BACK INTO JAIL
Kovalev27 !spin y
xK|xterm Kovalev27, You got: 00 on your spin. I found: 1 y(s).
xK|xterm Kovalev27, (8450) (why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is *rohi*ited there)
Kovalev27 oh!
Kovalev27 how can i guess it?
Kovalev27 !spin p
xK|xterm Kovalev27, You got: 000 on your spin. I found: 1 p(s).
xK|xterm Kovalev27, (10450) (why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohi*ited there)
n|Dusty ITS NOT B
Kovalev27 !spin b
xK|xterm Kovalev27, You got: 000 on your spin. I found: 1 b(s).
xK|xterm Kovalev27, (12450) (why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there)
xK|xterm Kovalev27, you have: 2450. You solved the puzzle! Way to go!
xK|xterm Kovalev27 Just Received A HIGH SCORE With: 2450!
xK|xterm Wheel Of Fortune Has Been Started! The First Three People To Type: !apply Will Be Our Contestants For This Game Type: !wofhelp For Commands
n|Dusty Man, I don't mean to be a dick or anything stas -- but you need to fix that scoreboard. That is totally shit.
Kovalev27 i fucking own
GGL|q4-xterm you'll get a lose turn
Kovalev27 i don't wana play this shit anymore
KungFoo !apply
xK|xterm KungFoo (*!*Roger@*.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has just joined the game.
Kovalev27 next game
n|Dusty ILL SPECTATE THIS ROUND
n|Dusty SOMEONE, CHANGE THE MAP
KungFoo they all fear me
n|Ruck wtf is this shit
n|Dusty pow4 beta
n|Dusty alpha test
KungFoo type !apply
n|Ruck LOLOLOLOL
n|Ruck right
n|Ruck it isnt 2008
n|Dusty THIS IS WHAT ME AND STAS HAVE BEEN COOKING UP
KungFoo my nigga
n|Dusty IN OUR SPAIR TIME
n|Dusty we thought we would flex on yous niggas tonight
n|Ruck NIKKA !!! paleeeze
n|Dusty CLOSE YOUR JAWS, I KNOW YOU ARE IMPRESSED
n|Dusty BUT THE SLOBBER IS MAKING THE FLOOR SLIPPERY
KungFoo jb
KungFoo pow
KungFoo jb
KungFoo pow
KungFoo TONIGHT!
n|Ruck jb pow in your DREAMZ
n|Dusty brb, im going to make a sammich while the map loads.
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n|Ruck jbpow im game 1
n|Ruck !!!
n|Ruck lets play
KungFoo all aboard the jbpow express
n|DM fgts
n|DM fgts
n|DM fgts
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2006, 10:09:21 am » |
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heh, I always miss the good stuff while at I'm at work
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2006, 02:18:37 pm » |
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n|rue heard of Isaac Asimov?
Zera yep
n|rue Einstein?
n|DM you're just making up names now
GGL-Dusty WHO IS THAT
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Good things some of us DID NOT!
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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2006, 12:59:54 am » |
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