IRC Moments!

[dusty]

SLANDER

[m J o]

go code idiot

swaned

[Zeradul]

stas i had a bad dream tonight that our forum was wiped out clean, and everyone registered new nicknames all in caps.
KungFoo however it's spelled
[KoG]^AlGore[DQC] WHAT'S WRONG WITH CAPS?
stas it was horrible
KungFoo have you been drining that expensive russian vodka again
[KoG]^AlGore[DQC] hehe
[KoG]^AlGore[DQC] that sounds like a cheap vodka dream
stas no vodka was harmed last night

[Zeradul]

KungFoo redsox and yankees about to begin
KungFoo national broadcast if anyone cares
stas You are going down KF
KungFoo not gonna happen!
KungFoo 2004
KungFoo all ova again
stas pff, why are you fighting this
stas it always does anyway
KungFoo 2004
stas 1918
KungFoo fuck
stas i'm amazed i know what that date means in baseball history
stas damn America!
KungFoo you are better off for it
KungFoo consume all we have to offer

[Zeradul]

Mnementh i'm the biggest mexican there is
n|Ruck hahaha
Mnementh and i'm angry

[Zeradul]

n|Ruck triscuits and cheese OWN
KungFoo got some cheddar goldfish over here

(20 min)

n|Ruck ohh shit that triscuit fiber is moving fast now !
KungFoo trouble brewing
n|Ruck roger that
Mnementh listen fucker
n|Ruck cmon cheese  balance the power !
n|Ruck dont give up on me
Zera LOL RUCK
Mnementh la la la la la la la la
Mnementh no
Mnementh cheese?
n|Ruck i got a 12 pack of beer in my fridge calling me loud as shit right now
n|Ruck BUT
n|Ruck im resisting
stas part two of reggaeton mix complete!
Mnementh isn't it in the PM there, ruck?
n|Ruck PM ?
Mnementh yeah, like after the hour of noon....
Mnementh duh
stas you just gave him the only reason he needed
n|Ruck ohh yeah
Mnementh exactly
n|Ruck hehehe
Mnementh he needs to drink that shit
KungFoo only 12!
KungFoo that won't last you till tonight
n|Ruck yeah  only 12 
Mnementh need more
Mnementh send sandy to the store
Mnementh for more

[kai]

nf

[DragonMage]

lame

[Mnementh]

<[KoG]^AlGore[DQC]> ok yeah, Bitlord is kinda using a lot of RAM...
<Mnementh> a-ha!
<Mnementh> proof of its inferiority to Azureus!
<[KoG]^AlGore[DQC]> yeah, but it has a XXX Chat button!
<Mnementh> oh damn
<Mnementh> you win
<Mnementh> :/
<[KoG]^AlGore[DQC]> HAHA!
<Mnementh> can't compete with the XXX Chat Button
<n|rue> you hit the button and stinger and his gf are there
<n|rue> stinger goes "sup?"
<Mnementh> oh ick
<Mnementh> that would be the XXX Super Gross Chat Button
<Mnementh> or the XXX Dirty Ass Crack Chat Button
<n|rue> it took all of my willpower not to be mean when he said he wouldn't do Britney cause she's white trash
<Mnementh> OH MY GOD
<Mnementh> i almost bit through my toungue
<Mnementh> keeping myself quiet
<n|rue> and let's not forget!
<n|rue>  <Josh> And, aside from the relatively recent discovery that she's white trash, is the single biggest reason I'd never fuck his wife.
<n|rue> that's also a fragment!

[Stinger]

Aw, you're all so cute when you gossip! You're like bitter old women in knitting clubs, except you get less pussy. Carry on the good work!

[Mnementh]

It ain't gossip if it's true!! Your sentence was a fragment, and your girl had a dirty ass crack...that's just called exchanging facts.




 

[Stinger]

Fun fun fun.

Once again; The girl with "the dirty asscrack" (Actually bad shadowing, oops), is an actress. Have I had my tongue in her mouth? Yup. And she's a good kisser, at that. But I am not now, nor have I ever, been dating her. My girlfriend doesn't do the "public persona" thing. Something about "I don't want to be recognized as the girl who 'licked Josh Johnson's asshole', that's just not for me, honey. Sorry, but yeah... No pictures". Fair enough. Smart lady.

Next; I've seen you all in IRC. Definitely shouldn't be critiquing anyone elses grammar, my friends...

Finally; Lookit! Pussy!


Now, this one I did call "my girl" for a while. While I'm proud to say I don't engage in beastiality, and never really checked, I'll betcha this one actually did have a dirty asshole. Lack of toilet paper does that.

[DragonMage]

It ain't gossip if it's true!! Your sentence was a fragment, and your girl had a dirty ass crack...that's just called exchanging facts.




 

[dusty]

Fun fun fun.

Once again; The girl with "the dirty asscrack" (Actually bad shadowing, oops), is an actress. Have I had my tongue in her mouth? Yup. And she's a good kisser, at that. But I am not now, nor have I ever, been dating her. My girlfriend doesn't do the "public persona" thing. Something about "I don't want to be recognized as the girl who 'licked Josh Johnson's asshole', that's just not for me, honey. Sorry, but yeah... No pictures". Fair enough. Smart lady.

Next; I've seen you all in IRC. Definitely shouldn't be critiquing anyone elses grammar, my friends...

Finally; Lookit! Pussy!


Now, this one I did call "my girl" for a while. While I'm proud to say I don't engage in beastiality, and never really checked, I'll betcha this one actually did have a dirty asshole. Lack of toilet paper does that.

dirty ass crack

[p0lar]

<dusty> i usually dont play the hole unless i have to
<dusty> that shit is fucking gay
<p0lar> is that your normal position?
<p0lar> irc moment.
<dusty> you are going to fit in nicely
<p0lar> ew?

[xterm]

[14:09] <GGL|q4-xterm> but he has a heart condition and can't lift anything heavy
[14:09] <n|rue> I hope I never have that, then it'd be hard to go #1
[14:09] <Mnementh> ??
[14:09] <GGL|q4-xterm> rofl
[14:09] <Mnementh> OH
[14:10] <Mnementh> i swear
[14:10] <Mnementh> lol

[Zeradul]

Zera- there's no way to learn about it other than just diving in
Zera- and we'll help you guys
Zera- well, DD will probably try to screw ya, but the rest of us will help you !
Zera-
chicago dd has tryed to screw me so meny times my asshole can fit a plane in it

[m J o]

dd has tryed to screw me so meny times my asshole can fit a plane in it

you can probably hear an echo in Zera's ass

[Zeradul]

if you look close, mjo.... chic said that.

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mJo chic go ding a ding dang my ding a dang ling long
chicago well mo i just dont have a come back for that one
Zera hehe
mJo I rule
chicago ok im done talking shit now
mJo
mJo <3 chic

[m J o]

[18:37] <mJo> if you wake up sweaty you've most likely had a nightmare
[18:38] <GGL-xterm> actually, that's not true, I do have an occasional nightmare
[18:38] <mJo> everyone should, its normal
[18:38] <mJo> occasionally
[18:39] <GGL-xterm> I actually had one where I was playing q3 but in real life last week, I was like, fuck, if I die I won't respawn
[18:39] <GGL-xterm> not shitting you
[18:39] <mJo> when I was alot younger I had them almost every night
[18:39] <mJo> parents took me to a doctor
[18:39] <mJo> lol x
[18:39] <Qwad> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1721343
[18:40] <mJo> I think everyone here has had a dream about quake at some point heh
[18:40] <GGL-xterm> it was scary
[18:40] <GGL-xterm> I had to hide like blade
[18:40] <mJo> hahahahah

[18:43] <n|rue> my nightmares are about Zera becoming president

[stas]

xterm thinks on another level.

[Zeradul]

dusthai I AM A BAD MOTHA FUCKA
* QB3RT (~nospam@cpe-24-25-222-145.san.res.rr.com) has joined #jbpow
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to QB3RT
briman wtf Q. How did you end up on my team?!
* briman slaps QB3RT around a bit with a large trout
QB3RT wtf
dusthai lolol
Zera THE EVIL ALLIANCE HAS BEEN FORMED
QB3RT why did i even show up?
* QB3RT (~nospam@cpe-24-25-222-145.san.res.rr.com) has left #jbpow
Zera Hahahahaha
dusthai ROFL

[Zeradul]

More classic xterm!!!

mJo special night since Shan is getting his crew ready
mJo us vs the /// crew!
chicago ill see what i can do
n|DM what's goin down?
Zera POW!!!
chicago we need to put a good show for shann
mJo Shan is going to show off the mod to his peers
Zera nice!!!!
Zera GGL Server? Or Threewave server?
mJo We need DM
GGL-xterm k gonna break out that mousepad then
mJo GGL server im sure
chicago ya
Zera LOL XTERM!!!
mJo haha
chicago lets make it look good
mJo you bet
chicago so let me kill all of you
chicago lol
mJo negative
mJo
chicago you guys run around with no armor and ill rail you
GGL-xterm this thing is huge



a short while later



mJo its taking longer than I expected, Scrotch should have been back here by now to give us an update
* mJo gives channel operator status to tiFFchu
Hoss maybe he's afraid of xterm's mousepad

[Mnementh]

<n|Ruck> can i pass a channel law ?
<n|Ruck> or at least put one up for a vote ?
<n|rue> the honorable gentleman from Virginia has the floor, state your proposition before the house
<n|Ruck> X is to have no more than 2 beers before 6 pm or he is to be banned from contact till the following morning at 7 am
<n|rue> I vote aye
<n|rue> two ayes, zero nays, proposition passes
<n|Ruck> mr speaker, is it law ?
<n|Ruck> ohh wait ..... MS SPEAKER now
<n|rue> it is, we shall dub it the Drunk Mullet Resolution
<n|Ruck> hahahahahaha
<n|rue> awww mang, don't remind me
<n|Ruck>
<n|rue> nothing makes a republican shudder harder than the words Nancy and Pelosi
<n|Ruck> the honorable lady from NY is to be speaker of the channel soon !
<n|Ruck> lady angel
<n|Ruck> our female representative !

[dusty]

n|rue: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/12/30/old.mom.ap/index.html
[7:28pm] n|rue: 67 year old new mother
[7:28pm] n|rue: all I gotta say is
[7:28pm] QB3RT: LOL
[7:28pm] n|rue: I hope she doesn't breast feed
[7:28pm] QB3RT: ewww that milk has expired for 30 years
[7:29pm] n|rue: Ruck's like "MILF!"
[7:30pm] stas: Ruck is on a plane to Spain right now
[7:32pm] dusty: 67?
[7:32pm] dusty: HAS ANYONE SEEN BLADE RECENTLY
[7:32pm] dusty: ?
[7:32pm] n|rue: oh fuck, hosed
[7:32pm] dusty: ty
[7:32pm] dusty: ty
[7:32pm] n|rue: we have an ultra burn
[7:33pm] dusty: post it or it never happened

[dusty]

n|rue: HEY
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: oh sheeet
[10:43pm] n|rue: all this sarcasm is making me want to declare war on someone
[10:43pm] • n|Ruck nhides
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: hahahaha
[10:43pm] dusty: wtf is my recognition
[10:43pm] dusty: http://www.bkp-society.com/index.php?topic=2279.0
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: HANG HIM DUSTY
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: GET THER ROPE
[10:43pm] dusty: RUCKUS
[10:43pm] dusty: thats not how it works
[10:43pm] dusty: first i need to con someone into coming up with a bogus reason to goto war with him
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: oh my
[10:43pm] dusty: then illegally invade and rape and destroy his family
[10:43pm] dusty: THEN
[10:43pm] n|Ruck: im outa this
[10:44pm] • n|Ruck runs away !
[10:44pm] dusty: setup a PUPPET GOVERNMENT AND TRIAL
[10:44pm] dusty: THEN I CAN HANG HIM
[10:44pm] dusty: i am just proving that i am a better BURN MASTER
[10:45pm] dusty: haha chris broke his keyboard
[10:45pm] dusty: just like xterm did
[10:45pm] dusty: TWO IN ONE NIGHT
[10:45pm] dusty: SCORE
[10:45pm] n|Ruck: thanks to you guys, i now live in the woods, and steal my internet from another log cabin down the mountain
[10:45pm] n|rue: your bogus reason will be there's a cake covered in syrup in my house
[10:45pm] dusty: stfu while i suck reduced calorie mayonnaise from this tube
[10:45pm] n|Ruck: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:45pm] dusty: i don't like cake or syrup
[10:46pm] dusty: but
[10:46pm] dusty: being a neat and clean person
[10:46pm] dusty: i would invade your home on crimes against humanity
[10:46pm] dusty: because of that sty you call a room
[10:46pm] dusty: NEXXXXXXT
[10:46pm] n|rue: oh it's on
[10:46pm] n|Ruck: hahahaha
[10:46pm] n|Ruck: im dying 1
[10:46pm] n|Ruck: !
[10:46pm] dusty: NO REALLY, STFU I AM ABOUT TO EAT AGAIN

[dusty]

iTG`synaZaur: you sucked at tas
[10:02pm] GGL-xterm: syn was the one casting guys
[10:02pm] iTG`synaZaur: and you did have sound
[10:02pm] dusty: HAHA
[10:02pm] dusty: CONFIRMED

[Zeradul]

n|Ruck haha  so what have you been up to
n|Ruck you know what ive been doing
KungFoo not too much
KungFoo work/sleep repeat
briman_the_pirate ruck, when you coming towards ft bragg?
n|Ruck ok ok   dispell all the rumors right now
briman_the_pirate talk kf into it
* ChanServ sets channel limit to 24
n|Ruck ok ok   dispell all the rumors right now
n|Ruck DD thinks your in prison
KungFoo oh no. it's true
KungFoo DD likes to think small
briman_the_pirate you are in prision?
Zera right, that's what Ruck means
n|Ruck doh
Zera dispell the rumors that you are NOT in prison
Zera
briman_the_pirate WTF ARE YOU DOING IN PRISON!?
n|Ruck FOR tHE RECORD
briman_the_pirate !??!?!?!
n|Ruck omg
KungFoo killing time mostly
KungFoo then there is the anal rape
Zera hahaha
briman_the_pirate I MEAN FOR WHAT SMART ASS
briman_the_pirate !
n|Ruck it isnt rape if you want it to happen !
KungFoo good point
n|Ruck
briman_the_pirate you would know ruck!
KungFoo I'm in prison due to my unholy railing ability
n|Ruck hahaha
briman_the_pirate ...
n|Ruck GOOD
n|Ruck SHOULDA LOCKED YOUR ASS UP @ YEARS AGO
n|Ruck before you bruised my ego so bad

[Zeradul]

briman_the_pirate IM TOO BUSY PWNING BEJEWLED 2 TO KILL THIS CHAT

[xterm]

[23:14] <n|Ruck> why is it my cum travels so far when i fuck on a full stomach ?
[23:14] <n|Ruck> it just launches !
[23:15] <stas> jesus christ
[23:15] * Parts: stas (~stas_ches@ClanUNF.on.EnterTheGame.Com)