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[Evict3d]

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This is completely embarrassing.  Not only does this and awkward attempt of trying to make the church seem more ?modern?, but the advertisement they chose to knocked off (ShamWoW) spokesperson got arrested less than a month ago for beating the sh*t out of a prostitute.

Epic Fail.

[Stinger]

Actually I'll bet it brings in more than enough people to make this a "win" in their eyes. As much as I hate that annoying fuck from the shamwow commercials, he is a pretty good pitchman, and his hooker-chopping hasn't hurt his career much. This will get people's attention.

Besides, this is the catholic church. Compared to offering children communion wafers as they're balanced on a priest's erect penis, beating up a hooker for biting your tongue seems like nothing.

[Ruckus]

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[Evict3d]

Compared to offering children communion wafers as they're balanced on a priest's erect penis

Did this actually happen?

[Stinger]

Not that I'm aware of... I know head in a pulpit happens, for I've received head in a pulpit, but I'm not a priest, and it was a united methodist church... I am a minister (Thanks church of universal life!), but I wasn't acting as one at the time of the blowjob.

A wafer balanced on a "penis of the cloth" just makes for a striking visual.

[Ruckus]

My Dad was an altar boy and asked me if I wanted to be one when I was young. I said Hell no,  who woulda know what an awesome decision that was.