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« on: April 23, 2010, 08:59:43 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FoDXK_zurk

It's a bit dark. I would have shot it again with the shop door open, but I only had one cucumber.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 01:12:22 am »

I think you enjoyed stuffing the cucumber in your mouth more than you did the knife juggling.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 02:52:09 am »

Video's been up less than a day and I heard that 5 times now... I'm going to be hearing it a long time, aren't I?  cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 07:04:38 pm »

I wanna see you try it again, with a real knife.

http://kramerknives.com/home.htm
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 09:33:53 pm »

I have actually done a similar set with a pair of henkel chef knives a few months back, but I stopped after 20 seconds and berated myself for the rest of the day for playing with something that could take off my hand.

The knives I use, while they're more than sharp enough, stop when they hit bone. I'm not a pussy, but I'm also not a moron... hah.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 09:38:19 pm »

I totally want that guy's knives, now. For meat purposes, though... Something tells me a mishap juggling with those requires far more mending than a few bottles of liquid bandage can provide.
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 12:05:56 am »

What kind of knifes are those?
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 01:41:19 am »

this shit is boring.  can you email that chick you argued with for 2 weeks and post it again..
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 02:27:15 am »

Stas: They're 8 inch serrated stainless steel. Restaurant grade sandwich knives, basically.

Q: Yeah, I don't think she'd respond. I'm reasonably sure that she had to take up time in her therapy sessions to try to make it so she could forget me.

It's pretty rare that someone get that pissed for that long, actually. Most of my mail from that site is from fans. Some of them are remarkably stupid, though. I got a letter from one woman a few months ago asking me why a man who says he'll leave his wife never does, and she wanted me to give her tips on how to make him do it anyway... I tend to ignore those.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2010, 05:33:22 am »

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It's pretty rare that someone get that pissed for that long, actually.
pfffttt!  I've pissed off shitloads of people worse than that who've kept it going for years.
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2010, 02:23:05 pm »

Yeah, and I have people who I used to call brothers who haven't returned phone calls in 5 years. But I didn't piss them off through the intarwebs, unlike that bitch with the itty bitty titties.
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