LOL!
Joke's aside I think it's a good idea (except for the -100

).
If you remember correctly I was the one who proposed having more - points for missed FG's.
I would say:
Missed FGs 0-19 = -3, Missed FGs 20-29 Yards = -2, Missed FGs 30-39 Yards = -1, Missed FGs 40+ Yards = 0 (Voting closes: March 11, 2010, 05:19:57 am)
I still stand by my suggestion but I would definitely add -4 points (perhaps -5 points) for missed PAT's.
Since we are discussing proposals it would be cool if we included PPR and PPC for next year.