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Merc248
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« on: July 30, 2005, 12:23:25 am »

repost from somewhere.  somewhat

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Okay, so there's this guy in both of my math classes this quarter. I noticed today that he wasn't in the earlier math class; however, I ran into him in the building for the second math class. Usual thing happens:

Me: "Hey man."
Him: "Hey."

Then... this happens.

Me: "Hey, how come you weren't in multivar. calculus today?"

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Him: "HEY, FUCK YOU, IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, CAN I HAVE THE SIMPLE FUCKING COURTESY OF NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I DO BEFORE CLASS, FUCK!!"
Me: "Whoa... man, sorr-"
Him: "DO I ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO BEFORE CLASS, NO!!"

He then walks toward the door for the next class and holds it for me, with his middle finger on the hand holding the door obviously sticking out.

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This concludes my "holy fuck" moment of the day.

Actually, I should say this is a "what the fuck" moment. I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Didn't know that was such an offensive question at all...

Well, he did yell at this little 17 year old Asian kid (probably like 5'4", shy as hell; the other dude is like 6'0", like maybe 300 lbs) for somewhat touching his notebook. "Holy fuck" indeed.
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2005, 06:18:03 pm »

I don't get it?
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2005, 03:48:50 am »

I'm with DaDolly
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2005, 04:06:37 am »

Merc gets off on this type of stuff. let him have his handi-wipe.

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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2005, 05:21:22 am »

Merc gets off on this type of stuff
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